Labor humor for the week of February 20, 2012

The Stockbroker’s Lament

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them, saying "Help me, ladies! I’m a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!" One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog and stuffed it inside her handbag. "Didn't you hear him?” said her startled friend, “If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!" The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"